friend ship

True' Friendship

Enough of that Sissy Crap!



Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems

That always sound good,

But never actually come close to reality?



Well, here is a series of promises

That actually speak of true friendship.



You will see no cutesy

Little smiley faces on this card -



Just the stone cold truth

Of our great friendship.



1. When you are sad -- I will

Help you get drunk and plot revenge

Against the sorry Booo who made you sad.



2. When you are blue -- I will

Try to dislodge whatever is choking you.



3. When you smile -- I will

Know you are plotting something

That I must be involved in.



4. When you are scared -- I will

Rag on you about it every chance I get.



5. When you are worried -- I will

Tell you horrible stories about

How much worse it could be,

Until you quit whining.



6. When you are confused -- I will

Use little words.



7. When you are sick -- I will

Tell you to stay the oh no you didnt away from me

Until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have.



8. When you fall -- I will

Point and laugh at your clumsy ass.





This is my oath....

I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask.

'Because you're my friend!'





Friendship is like

Peeing your pants:

Everyone can see it,

But only you can

Feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10

Of your closest friends,

Then get depressed

Because you can only think of 4.

Well I see what kinda friend you are,cool!

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