Investment Alternative?

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have
$33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year.

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!



MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN !!!!!

LMBO

I run on Ethenal,,,,,,sort of alccohol based!

lol tom

ROFL! 401-Keg...I love it!
If you drank $1000 worth of beer in a year, a lot of those 900 miles you walked would have probably been to and from the bathroom!

I wore a path to the bathroom

LOL